Every Dog Has Its Day

While a dingo is genetically somewhere between a wolf and a modern domestic dog, it is certainly having its day in the limelight. It might turn out to be a very bad day, as calls for culling become louder. Since April this year there have been six dingo attacks on people on K’gari/Fraser Island. The latest, where a young woman needs airlifting to hospital suffering from more than 30 bite wounds, galvanises political action and sees the Environment Minister visit the island to gauge the situation. Clearly, as a career politician, she is well qualified to understand animal behaviour. 

In the interests of investigative holiday-making, we too are on K’gari for a few days. The caravan is in storage and we take the Landcruiser onto a barge which runs across the inlet between Hervey Bay and K’gari, taking about 40 minutes. Friends Peter and Jenny, up from Brisbane, and Brigid and John, in from New Zealand, meet us at the barge. In fact we are gate crashing their plans, offering the Landcruiser for exploring the island: K’gari is, famously, the world’s largest sand island and a grunty 4WD is essential – that and a driver who sees no obstacle too great to impede progress.

We hit the highlights, balancing activity with our proclivity for copious eating and drinking. A swim in Lake McKenzie is mandatory. It is one of several perched dune lakes on the island, all well above seal level and fed entirely by rainwater. The shores are sparkly white, fine silica sand which filters the water so it is clear as gin – and we should know. The temperature lets you know you are alive, as you can see in the photo by the look on Jenny’s face.

A drive across the island to the east coast takes us through a series of six different dune systems. Drive is an understatement – we undulate, sway, bump and grind through rutted tracts which vie for space with soft sand. Sadly we do not count a physiotherapist or osteopath or even a massage therapist in our number.

The oldest dune system, on the west coast, is home to heaths, swamps and mangroves. We continue through woodlands, rainforest, tall eucalypts, and mixed forest before arriving at the Pacific coastal forests. All this over only 18 kilometres – which takes us an hour, slewing our way through the sand tracks. Suddenly it opens up and we power through the soft sand and hit the 120 km long beach road. This runs the length of K’gari and is an official Australian gazetted highway, which also happens to be a runway. We are not the first to roar up the beach, eyes peeled for dingos – we see three or four, and watch out for any rocks or soft sand traps.

You may think we don’t need to go whale watching again after our fabulous experiences on the Ningaloo Reef, but we do. Every time is different. The humpbacks in the Great Marine Sandy Park are on their way south and find themselves funnelled into the bay by K’gari. It takes them a few days to realise the short cut doesn’t work. There can be a couple of hundred in the bay at any one time. We see about eight pods of three or four and the final ones come and investigate our boat. The crew call this mugging, and joke it is the only mugging where you walk away still with your phone and wallet.

Remember that barge we came across on? Well the reverse trip takes somewhat longer than 40 minutes. The hydraulics on the loading ramp fail so we are slowly travelling with the ramp locked halfway up with a jury rigged cable (or is it jerry rigged? the internet is confused)securing it. We arrive at the mainland with no way to take the vehicles off – short of magic. Cue men standing around, shaking their heads, talking on phones and, in that time honoured fashion, generally pretending they know what to do. An engineer arrives – it’s Sunday by the way – and in just another hour and a half – how time flies when you are stuck on a barge with a 300 km drive ahead of you – the ramp descends to loud applause and we can be on our way.

Tropic of Capricorn

We are driving west along the Capricorn Highway, across the Queensland Central Highlands on our way to Mt Isa for the rodeo.  Highway is an aspirational term, as one lane in each direction really only constitutes a basic road, especially when it seems to narrow alarmingly when a huge truck is coming towards you.  I don’t blink till I see the whites of their eyes.  Yes, I am towing the caravan – no applause please.

Our first stop is an overnight at a blip on the map – Duaringa.  You understand how small a blip when the Post Office cum General Store is also where you pay bills, do banking, buy books and lottery tickets, and it is closed between 10.30am and 2.30pm. The one horse has left town. We park out the back of the Duaringa Hotel, which allows caravans and campers to park up for free.   It seems rude not to eat at the pub, so we do.  As anticipated, the menu indicates the deep fryer gets no rest. I go off piste and opt for the lamb shank and enjoy really good mash and veg. Yay for country cooking.

size means everything

The train tracks pass near the pub and we spend more time than is strictly necessary watching the trains – they head inland empty, and back out to Gladstone Port laden with coal. We are agog at the magnitude and the implications for the amount of coal they carry: there are about 20 trains a day each with 102  wagons. Gladstone is a massive port handing about 120 million tonnes of export goods a year, 80% of which is coal.

empty carriages disappearing into the distance

The towns we pass through are the remnants of larger settlements created as service centres for work crews laying the Central Western Railway line.  The towns would swell up to thousands with plenty of pubs to go round, then as the rail head moved on, so did the town. These days most have a service station (servo in Australian) with a bit of a grocery store attached, a pub, and maybe a roadhouse or motel. 

I love it when we get to Dingo. Of course we stop to get a photo of the life sized bronze.  Sadly it’s too early for lunch or the obvious choice at the roadhouse would be the Dingo Trap Burger, which comes with lashings of chilli sauce to give it some bite.  At least it’s not called the Lindy burger.

Did this dingo steal my baby?

Blackwater – ironically not the mercenaries – announces itself as the Coal Capital of Australia, and after watching the trains and visiting the International Coal Centre we are in no position to argue.  For $5 entry fee, (coal companies aren’t making enough already) we go into the coal mining museum and find out more about how coal is formed, mined and used.  My favourite story is the old guy reminiscing about working down the pits (before open cast) in the 1940s.  They all used to work naked except for their boots, because their clothes caused chafing with the build up of sweat and coal dust.  Second fun fact: I did not know that the CO2 in soda water is a byproduct of the manufacture of coke.  And I don’t mean coca cola.  The area we are standing on is part of the Bowen Basin which has 25,000 million tonnes of coal reserves, so I do not see Australia running our of soda water any time soon.

the big coal scuttle

The Sapphire gemfields are somewhat confusingly located around a town called Emerald.  Encompassing 900 square kms, they date back to 1875 when a Railway Surveyor found the first gem.  Enthusiasts still trample the dusty acres fossicking away, but it doesn’t appeal to us.  We hear that tourists turn up for a fossick and never leave, so it must be as addictive as methamphetamine. 

The gem we find is the world’s biggest sunflower painting. I’m not making this up.  Apparently all part of a concept by Cameron Cross to have seven sunflower sculptures in seven countries representing Van Gogh’s seven different sunflower paintings.  Emerald got lucky as it is a major sunflower growing area.

yes, but why?

We are on a mission so it’s another one nighter, this time by an old railway station in the charmingly named Bogantungan, which is a disused railway station and nothing more. Yet it is famous for all the wrong reasons: in 1960 a rail disaster killed seven and injured 43 when the bridge collapsed after the creek flooded in torrential rain. It happened at 2.30am so the driver didn’t see the bridge was out.  When we look at the creek now, it is a harmless dry bed.

few trains pass this way now, and the old station is a museum

You may fear, dear reader, that we are becoming train spotters. I assure you this is not the case: no anoraks were worn in the writing of this blog.